whenyellowstonehasitsday

honestly if you’re good enough at fucking to fuck your way into one of the most powerful positions on the planet, while also having some kind of built in ability to go manchurian candidate super-politician if there’s a bluetooth speaker within a 10 foot radius, i think you should have it

it is a shit meme tbf

“You’ve already lost the argument, for I have depicted you as the baby having mommy milky time”

???

yeah it’s what i use, but if i was happy with less than perfection i’d be using volume in the first place

the us just spent a lot of money picking a new assault rifle specifically because they wanted one that could actually penetrate kevlar now that russia and china are issuing it to their troops

well, i guess maybe china is issuing it to their troops

no thank you give me the measurement in weight so i can have a digital read on it and not have to use my disgusting human eyeball to estimate

also so that i don’t have to re-wash and dry my one measuring spoon 5 times