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It says Pittsburgh, but 15102 is the zip code for Bethel Park

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn’t just lead to a complete shit-show?

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

Yeah, same.

The cynical part of me wonders how many of these “we’re cooked” comments are part of a psyop to discourage Democrats from voting

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

The heavier…the fewer…

A man can dream. It would probably be more realistic to get him to up his hamberder intake though.