I think he has a pointy beard and I’ve done something to perplex him

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Several beings perish each cycle from this

Fluffy gorl

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Dehydration was never an option

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Yeah I’m smelling burnt toast here