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Bad news unfortunately, I’ve been too busy banging rocks together to know what docker is 🗿 :(

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There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I’ve come to find Lemmy is the land of the trans-programmer-communist and I’m here for it lol

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cis-bisexual-programmer-communist here, we demand recognition

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I’m just a cis tech savvy communist, but I like the cut of your all’s jib.

Y’all might even get me off of Windows!

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9 points

I’m more of a cis-gay-socialist, but I’m friends with a number of trans-programmer-communists!

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18 points

Pretty sure docking is gay sex slang for putting penises in penises.

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I verified it. It is an actual thing and it is actually called docking.

I’ll be right back, gonna bleach my eyes real quick.

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7 points

I knew. I just said it in a silly way so poor victims like yourself would get tricked into checking 😛

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4 points

I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

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It’s more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

Don’t ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

Btw, maybe don’t go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all…

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I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is

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