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It will. Depends what type of bear though.

A grizzly? Their fat butts slowly climb at a glacial pace. A black bear? No climbing as they are Olympic class climbers, but you stand, make yourself big, and “fight” as they are cowards and are terrified by confrontation.

A polar bear? Lmao, get ready to die.

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A grizzly will just knock the tree down if it can’t climb to you.

Climbing a tree is delaying the inevitable with most animals. If they have decided to eat you and can’t reach you, they just wait.

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What kind of small sad trees are you climbing?

A grizzly is never knocking the down a bog standard regular oak tree.

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Lots of pines where I live. The oak trees aren’t native to the region.

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