21 points
I wish I was hot enough to be fucked by an Olympic athlete. I’d probably die just trying to think about keeping up with their endurance, but what a way to go out!
21 points
Look, I’m a kinda fat 30 something dude, and I just do kegels and edge and I can fuck for like 45 minutes solid. Athletes waste all their time exercising non-erogenous parts of their body. If gooning was an Olympic sport, I’d take the gold.
Tl;Dr: Don’t have sex with an Olympian, have sex with me.
19 points
3 points