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Look, I’m a kinda fat 30 something dude, and I just do kegels and edge and I can fuck for like 45 minutes solid. Athletes waste all their time exercising non-erogenous parts of their body. If gooning was an Olympic sport, I’d take the gold.

Tl;Dr: Don’t have sex with an Olympian, have sex with me.

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19 points

Please expand this to about 1000 words and you got a new copypasta goin

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haha hiiiii

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“If I barely move my body I can last for a super long time. The trick to longer sex is less exertion, all these people getting sweaty and tired are doing it wrong”

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