What a shit! I swear I can’t be surprised and generally ignore his antics but there’s always another, scummier, act.
Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.
- ‘Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House’
- ‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
- ‘Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.’
- ‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
- ‘Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.’
- ‘Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.’
- ‘Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.’
- ‘Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.’
- ‘Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.’
- ‘Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.’
Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?
1, 2, 4, 8, and 9.
3, 6, and 7 require too much physical ability to be true. 5 and 10 are both plausible, but I doubt they’d be a headline.
Winner! Well done. You win a Trump Prize Pack containing a signed MAGA hat, a pack of Trump NFT cards, a genuine Trump tupee with pre-combed slick back and sides, a framed copy of his love letter to Kim Jong Un the North Korean dictator, and a McDonalds voucher for a years supply of cheese burgers. Look for it in the mail.
Close, but still good enough for second prize. Good effort.
You win a life-sized cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with touch activated audio loops of all his most memorable Presidential quotes, such as: “And yet I’ve gone decades, decades without a war. The first president to do it for that long a period.”, and “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.” and “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Look for it in the mail.
