What a shit! I swear I can’t be surprised and generally ignore his antics but there’s always another, scummier, act.
lol of course he fucking would. The dudes all about getting that clout with his buddies he invites over.
IKR. It’s incorrigible, but it’s 100% on-brand. Ask anyone, “do you think Trump would steal ancient israeli artifacts from the whitehouse?”. Absolutely yes, that is exactly what Trump would do given the opportunity.
That said, I don’t feel very sorry for the Israeli’s, they were just trying to suck up, Trump reciprocated with some incendiary statements in support of Israel IIRC, so it just sucks to be them really.
The lamps were lent to the white house in 2019, before Trump took office.
2019, before Trump took office
Trump took office* in January of 2017…
*more like stole office, which is very on-brand for him
” The lamps were lent to the white house in 2019, before Trump took office.
What? He took office in January 2017.
ISRAEL LENT SEVERAL antiquities to the White House in 2019, including ancient clay lamps for a White House Hanukkah event. Unfortunately, Donald Trump was president at the time, which means the artifacts are now at Mar-a-Lago, and Israel can’t figure out how to get them back, Haaretz reported on Tuesday.
Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.
- ‘Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House’
- ‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
- ‘Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.’
- ‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
- ‘Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.’
- ‘Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.’
- ‘Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.’
- ‘Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.’
- ‘Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.’
- ‘Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.’
Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?
1, 2, 4, 8, and 9.
3, 6, and 7 require too much physical ability to be true. 5 and 10 are both plausible, but I doubt they’d be a headline.
Winner! Well done. You win a Trump Prize Pack containing a signed MAGA hat, a pack of Trump NFT cards, a genuine Trump tupee with pre-combed slick back and sides, a framed copy of his love letter to Kim Jong Un the North Korean dictator, and a McDonalds voucher for a years supply of cheese burgers. Look for it in the mail.
Close, but still good enough for second prize. Good effort.
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He stole a bunch of stuff from the house he stayed at when he was in France.
I missed that, but pf course it’s true:
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/09/trump-art-ambassador-home-paris-fakes-replicas.html
Trump is literally a 77 year old child and conservatives want this guy to be president. Holy hell, no one can be a Trump supporter and criticize any other president.
Of course he did. The dude is a typical piece of shit criminal. He will do any crime he thinks he can get away with without a second thought because only cares about himself and literally nothing else.
So far he has gotten away with all of the crimes, so it’s really working for him.
Let’s hope the tide is changing on that, but I’m not holding my breath.
