What a shit! I swear I can’t be surprised and generally ignore his antics but there’s always another, scummier, act.

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1, 2, 4, 8, and 9.

3, 6, and 7 require too much physical ability to be true. 5 and 10 are both plausible, but I doubt they’d be a headline.

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Congratulations, here’s your lemmy lemon! 🍋

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9 points

Finally, a prize I can use!!

I’m just glad I didn’t win a lemon party.

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🍋 🎉 💦 😩 🥵

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2 points

Never too late!

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🤔 I want to make lemon bars out of that

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Winner! Well done. You win a Trump Prize Pack containing a signed MAGA hat, a pack of Trump NFT cards, a genuine Trump tupee with pre-combed slick back and sides, a framed copy of his love letter to Kim Jong Un the North Korean dictator, and a McDonalds voucher for a years supply of cheese burgers. Look for it in the mail.

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I assume “trump’s nft cards pack” is just a pack of low-quality printed cards that simply say “nft” somewhere on them? :)

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Um, th-thanks, I guess…?

The love letter would be interesting to see, as would the nft cards, but maybe I can auction the rest. Lol

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