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173 points

A speech therapist would be cheaper to hire

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As someone who takes kids to speech therapists, it is not the same. Casual conversation is critical to help correct speech impediments, that practice with a therapist alone would not give.

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88 points

But an escort is (hopefully) much more attractive

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84 points

Maybe he only stutters in company with attractive people and wanted to improve his self-esteem for business purposes.

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27 points

Let’s go with this theory

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Interestingly, the vast majority of therapists I’ve known are quite attractive.

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9 points

Maybe. I know a few knock out speech therapists.

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10 points

I know some ugly escorts.

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He could be seeing a speech therapist in too, but one is giving him technique and exercise in how to improve and the other is helping him get practice.

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I used to work in the Apple Store. It was quite common for people to come in, hand me a card that said something like “I’m practicing my speech, please be patient”. Was pretty wholesome

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I’m practicing my speech

Ignoring the context of this thread, I’d like to imagine that they busted out a rousing, inspiring, pre-rehearsed speech, and everyone in the Apple store clapped.

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Yeah maybe. But would the speech therapist be open to having a session at a restaurant? Also the escort is probably easy on the eyes as well :P

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Not just that, but sometimes you just want to feel fucking normal. Going out and talking to someone is something that was beyond his grasp. Paying an escort for a conversation at a restaurant gives a veneer of normalcy that you can’t get from a speech therapist.

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16 points

sometimes you just want to feel fucking

No, he specifically didn’t want that.

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I would imagine, having the speech therapist there would make it seem more like a counselling session. With the escort, you can look past that aspect and settle on it being a normal conversation.

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11 points

Not in the US

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