Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.
Chihuahuas are yappy rats
Small dogs are uppity
The only acceptable dog in the minds of these Lifetime brained weirdos is a golden retriever. These people should not be allowed near any animal
Euros are pretty weird with their dog breed hatred as well
That reminds me of my old dog’s opinion of different kinds of dogs:
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Small dogs: horrible, abhorrent things
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Dogs with long fur: terrifying demons
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Orange cats: acceptable dogs
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Other cats: scary, mean dogs
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Medium or large dogs with short brown or black fur: perfectly acceptable
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Dogs with white fur: creepy, weird
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Deer: the worst sort of dog
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Horses: kind of scary but respectable dogs