Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.

Chihuahuas are yappy rats

Small dogs are uppity

The only acceptable dog in the minds of these Lifetime brained weirdos is a golden retriever. These people should not be allowed near any animal

Euros are pretty weird with their dog breed hatred as well

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That reminds me of my old dog’s opinion of different kinds of dogs:

  • Small dogs: horrible, abhorrent things

  • Dogs with long fur: terrifying demons

  • Orange cats: acceptable dogs

  • Other cats: scary, mean dogs

  • Medium or large dogs with short brown or black fur: perfectly acceptable

  • Dogs with white fur: creepy, weird

  • Deer: the worst sort of dog

  • Horses: kind of scary but respectable dogs

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Orange cats are a subgenre of dog just like orange dogs (foxes) are secretly cats.

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I read a sci fi book where people can communicate with dolphins and it turns out dolphins consider all land animals different kinds of dogs

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The only acceptable dog is a random mutt you get from the shelter. If you have any other dog I’m judging you

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I tried to get a rando mutt from the shelter but the person disqualified me for not having a fancy fenced in back yard and having to work to sustain myself. (I thinknit was more she thought I was straight person over the phone, misgendered me, and it went downhill once she realized it was a gay couple) It was emotionaly devistating.

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Seriously I’m never getting a pure bread. My sister dog is a total mutt, he’s the size of a large raccoon but can run like 20 miles per hour and is so strong he nearly knocked me over playing tug of war once. I don’t get why people want sickly mutant dogs, they have no quality of life.

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I used to have a random black lab from a shelter that was supposedly a mutt but looked just like a big black lab. He was my best friend and I miss him every day :(

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I thought it was golden retrievers they liked

I think it’s because labs and golden retrievers are the golden haired family dogs for the “tradition white suburbanite family” it has ties to racism and nationalism.

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Both historically hunting dogs and very trainable.

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DING, DING, DING!!! We have a winner. Though being right about these things never feels good.

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Black and chocolate labs are also incredibly common though

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All dogs should be 20 foot tall Bright Red Labrador Retrievers

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Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.

It’s not really about the dog itself it’s a lot about why an owner would specifically choose the dog that has this reputation. People say it’s a “violent” breed, which is pretty much nonsense but nonetheless if someone believes it and specifically picks this breed it’s a massive yikes

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I would caution, pitbulls are exceptionally strong and have a tendency to not know their own strength and play rough. I do feel if you’re gonna get one you have a duty to train it well because it can injury people, even without misbehaving.

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Yes totally, when I said they’re not inherently violent it’s not that they’re not dangerous it’s that they aren’t more genetically predisposed to aggressivity than any other breed

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I have 3 pitbull girfriends that are total love sponges. Not mine but friends family and they can be the sweetst things.

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Yeah it’s all about how you raise them, a lot of people don’t realise that tho and get pitbulls because they fantasize about owning a killing machine

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