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93 points

So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?

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I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.

This is not a joke

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37 points

Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?

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10 points

Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!

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16 points

I haven’t had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.

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Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. That’s the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas or 1,154g of broccoli. Might wanna start taking some psyllium husk so you don’t get ass cancer.

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Calcium carbonate anti-acids tend to make good logs.

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Haven’t you thought of shitting in a backwards sitting position?

I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation

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8 points

It’s trying to touch your balls isn’t it…?

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3 points

The Great Mighty Poo’s Knight

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44 points

We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.

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9 points

Decades ago we called this the poop shelf as well.

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3 points

My brother and I called it the inspection shelf as a joke. Turns out that’s what it’s actually for.

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14 points

It’s a solid way to prevent neptunes kiss.

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5 points

The downside is getting your balls slapped with a turd.

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3 points

No kink shame ;)

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14 points

The real problem is your turds are exposed to open air the whole time, so the smell fucking awful the whole time.

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9 points

It gives you the opportunity to examine it. I think that is the reason for the design.

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17 points

And to savour the undiluted aroma.

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10 points

“hey Sharon, SHARON GET IN HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! SHARON!”

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Um… if you’re holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.

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9 points

You’ve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.

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People who downvoted you are weak stomached non Americans

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Based. Source: American. Downvoters could never handle Taco Bell

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It kisses goodbye your asshole. Don’t forget from whence thy sheit falls.

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Since it’s already coming out, is it a French/Australian kiss?

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