So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?
Umβ¦ if youβre holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.
Youβve clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.
It gives you the opportunity to examine it. I think that is the reason for the design.
I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.
This is not a joke
I havenβt had a nice log come out in decades. Enjoy them while you can.
Males need 37g of fiber daily for optimum health. Thatβs the equivalent of 568g of raspberries or 657g of green peas or 1,154g of broccoli. Might wanna start taking some psyllium husk so you donβt get ass cancer.
Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?