the one good bit he was doing this election was “Elon please keep glazing me from the proverbial cuck chair I will ruin your business and you will say thank you sir, thank you sir” and he’s so underwater that he caved and is now back on Twitter. He’s not even shitposting, he’s electioneering. It’s never been more over

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Like many of his posts, he didn’t write this. It’s coherent and contains no ranting tangents.

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If this were a real post from him he’d capitalize, at the very least, Nation, President, and Border.

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Exactly, I think his posting power was probably always mostly shit but he either fired or lost his power poster. Sad.

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You really need to go back to well before 2016, when Trump was definitely tweeting his own shit and it was 95% celebrity gossip about who’s dating who

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I think I’ll just take your word for it.

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New conspiracy theory: he had a groyper ghostwriting his posts, and that groyper was the attempted assassin; this got hurriedly covered up because they decided it would be embarrassing for him if it came out his post writer was a bad shot.

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Oooh! This is a good one.

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His son Barron set up the meeting with Adin Ross. Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump shows his phone to Barron and asks “is this a funny wojak?”

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No way a PR team wrote “I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL”

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Do you think Pokémon Go To the Polls was off the cuff too?

That line isn’t so bad, all things considered.

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