the one good bit he was doing this election was “Elon please keep glazing me from the proverbial cuck chair I will ruin your business and you will say thank you sir, thank you sir” and he’s so underwater that he caved and is now back on Twitter. He’s not even shitposting, he’s electioneering. It’s never been more over

93 points

It’s insane how basically Biden’s unpopularity was the thing propping Trump up.

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Biden did the classic dipshit move of thinking you can just “ride it out” by never doing any at all… oh, except wars. We can fund the fuck out of two major conflicts. But even half-measuring with a huge portion of the base of voters/population generally? Nah. Best I can do is a drop in the bucket towards what is required to begin to force the US off fossil fuels. Make asylum and immigration overall easier and without the abhorrent threats of deportation for simply existing? Nah. How about we… build a beautiful wall! Someone once said that. Must’ve been a bright man! Healthcare? Hey, buddy. I already solved that with my friend Barrack! What are you kids complaining about?

Now Kamala is benefiting from clown 1 and clown 2 having proven they’re fully in the tank for mass murder and nothing good. People are literally like “welp, she’s different, holy fuck please god do something! And no not another war!”

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Dems watched republicans never get held accountable for anything they do by their base and thought they could do the same thing.

The difference is that the right actually does what their base wants even if it’s fucking stupid. The right forgives Trump because he’s doing exactly what they want and missing off liberals.

Drms thought they could achieve the same results except instead of doing what their base wants they lecture their base that they don’t understand how politics works and why nominating the crypt keeper is the smart political move.

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37 points

And vice-versa. Two sides of the same old white guy coin.

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18 points

Call me crazy but I don’t think its that weird that the democratic candidate being a barely sentient clearly incoherent geriatric was a benefit to the republican candidate.

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63 points

He’s getting out-posted by Literally The Democrats. He’s all out of juice, just a desiccated husk of a poster

We’ll always have Diet Coke and “It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there”

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53 points

“I’ll still keep drinking that garbage” will always be my favorite.

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13 points

Wishing the haters and losers a good 9/11 is up there

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51 points

Like many of his posts, he didn’t write this. It’s coherent and contains no ranting tangents.

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44 points

If this were a real post from him he’d capitalize, at the very least, Nation, President, and Border.

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Exactly, I think his posting power was probably always mostly shit but he either fired or lost his power poster. Sad.

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You really need to go back to well before 2016, when Trump was definitely tweeting his own shit and it was 95% celebrity gossip about who’s dating who

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I think I’ll just take your word for it.

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20 points

New conspiracy theory: he had a groyper ghostwriting his posts, and that groyper was the attempted assassin; this got hurriedly covered up because they decided it would be embarrassing for him if it came out his post writer was a bad shot.

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Oooh! This is a good one.

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His son Barron set up the meeting with Adin Ross. Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump shows his phone to Barron and asks “is this a funny wojak?”

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15 points

No way a PR team wrote “I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL”

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Do you think Pokémon Go To the Polls was off the cuff too?

That line isn’t so bad, all things considered.

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50 points

I can’t believe this is what he posts when he comes back to twitter. what a fucking dweeb.

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49 points

Truth social just died lol

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20 points

Wasn’t he the only guy to use it?

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Him and anyone else that was too right wing for even post-musk Twitter

Just the absolute most horrific mutants

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