6 points
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if someone keeps stealing your sandwiches, replace an ingredient with shards of glass!
edit
seems people took this joke seriously 😐
15 points
I am 95% sure that this is illegal, at least in California. Which is a little disappointing, but just letting you know.
5 points
14 points
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However, it’s perfectly legal to put in enough sriracha to ruin someone’s day, as long as you can handle it.
This is why I eat spicy food for every meal. I’m playing the long game.
8 points
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