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Shopping in bulk(lemmy.world)

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

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Empricorn@feddit.nl
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What a terrible day to have eyes.

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bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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I too try to only shit on company time

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BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

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TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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I rarely physically shudder from text

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RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

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Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca
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I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Thank you, and you’re welcome.

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cryptiod137@lemmy.world
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SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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My wife keeps telling me that…

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ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

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SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Sounds exciting!

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