At my wife’s church people honk at each each other trying to get out of the parking lot. Brotherly love lasts about one minute after leaving the building.

I reject the premise that they’re not also idiots while they’re still in church

Sunday customers are always the worst. I always said it was because they used all their fake friendliness up in the morning.

I have quite literally never seen more random generic SUV’s intermittently blowing stop signs, doing 20 under on the parkway, weaving all over lanes and generally being completely incompetent drivers than at 11:15am on a Sunday.

turn into idiots on the road

are idiots and self-righteous assholes

FTFY