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120 points

I don’t understand this post. Salt doesn’t mean sodium. NaCl and KCl are both salts, and this is a 50/50 blend with less sodium (Na) for the people who need/want that. Am I missing something?

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19 points

Sir that’s too many facts for this joke.

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3 points

Right. I have difficulty suspending disbelief so sometimes jokes like this just confuse me.

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1 point

I get that too sometimes.

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5 points

No, no let’m cook. Everyone knows jokes are funnier after you explain them.

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0 points

The point is that there is no joke in here to begin with

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9 points

Could also be amphetamine salts.

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5 points

Now we’re cooking!

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9 points

What you’re missing is illiteracy.

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The part you’re missing is that potassium chloride used to be used in the lethal injection. Somehow it still has a lower LD50 than sodium chloride.

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9 points

I would be surprised if water isn’t used in lethal injections.

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18 points

How was that alluded to in the OP? Eating it isn’t the same as injecting it. It’s a normal ingredient in electrolyte drinks and rehydration salts. It’s also prescribed for hypokalemia.

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1 point

It’s what plants crave

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1 point

Also yes hyperkalemia is really effective at killing as is hypernatremia. This is not only known but also evolved around. Your body works pretty hard to ensure you don’t ingest so much of either ion that you develop these conditions.

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3 points

So much worse for people with Potasium limitations? Like dialysis patients.

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8 points

They could just get the normal salt, or no salt at all.

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9 points

Yes, usually such people are advised by their doctors to avoid such ingredients.

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1 point

Hopefully…

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7 points

Oh thanks. My mom buys that and I never understood what is was 😂

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7 points

I think you’re exactly right

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5 points
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50% table salt

50% bath salt

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38 points

you’re not missing anything, you paid attention in chemistry.

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