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66 points

Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.

Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.

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CEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.

Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.

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Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.

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I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.

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We’ll workshop it on the way to the office

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