LSD is for a very, very specific type of person.

…Me.

I don’t need to do what you enjoy so that I can have fun

I didn’t know I was only allowed one hobby at a time. I offer my most sincere apologies.

EDIT: Run that back. You don’t need to have substance to have fun? What’s your hobby? Doing… nothing? How is that even possible?

I don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps.

You will also stay alive indefinitely by eating only boiled rice, beans, and cabbage with no seasoning but I bet you try other things because variety is nice.

Let me guess, you also think mushrooms are addictive.

Well then I’m glad that everybody’s just like you. (/s)