Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
Ok ok ok why do people lay their houses out differently to mine? šš I canāt find the bloody toaster! (/J but fr I seriously canāt find the toaster and nobody else is home)
There are some savages out there who, believe it or not, put their toasters AWAY in a CUPBOARD, EVERY SINGLE TIME after they use it. I have resolved that I will never again share a house with such a demented person if I ever have a choice about it
šļø Owning up to savagery here. Although mine goes in a drawer. As does my kettle.
Iād report you to the mods, but now I sit in horror as I wonder what community Iāve signed up to. š±
That is no way to live. Putting toasters away, pfft! Do they also iron their underwear?
When was the last time you cleaned out your toaster? Full confession I canāt remember the last time.
Will dob you in immediately to the firies - toasters and electric blankets and unaccompanied candles are the 3 main causes of house fires apparently. And the firies are completely over it. If they had their way, theyād ban candles, toasters and electric blankets from sale. I can see their point.
They may have had one, but it broke and was discarded. They might even have been hoping youād bring one with you. They do catch on fire easily, so this is a reasonable hypothesis. You could if you wished acquire one from Kmart or Ikea or Appliances Online or whatever - they are cheap and designed to break easily and be replaced. Capitalism in action. So I didnāt replace mine the last time it broke, and now use the grill cos I was feeling ornery. Also, people do change the settings to their own personal preferences AND DON"T CHANGE THEM BACK - which is major uncivilised conduct in a shared kitchen. You might like to acquire one and keep it in your room to protect the settings you prefer. Just clean out the crumb tray regularly so it doesnāt catch fire.
I bought a cheap two slice to replace my trusted old sunbeam four slice thinking it was super old and took up too much space. The new one doesnāt catch crumbs very well at all and now Iāve taken to make two english muffins for breakfast. My only downsizing blunder.
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I canāt even find it in any cupboards, Iām beginning to wonder if they just donāt have one? I mean, everyone has a taster right? They have a microwave, kettle and air fryer so Iām not dealing with time travellers from the 1300s hereā¦
Maybe they donāt have one. I donāt have a toaster because 1. I donāt eat toasts that often and 2. Can never fully clean a toaster and thatās gross. When I want toasts, I put them in my airfyer.
You could make toasts in a frypan or oven if you couldnāt find the toaster
