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Ok ok ok why do people lay their houses out differently to mine? 😭😭 I can’t find the bloody toaster! (/J but fr I seriously can’t find the toaster and nobody else is home)
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I can’t even find it in any cupboards, I’m beginning to wonder if they just don’t have one? I mean, everyone has a taster right? They have a microwave, kettle and air fryer so I’m not dealing with time travellers from the 1300s here…
There are some savages out there who, believe it or not, put their toasters AWAY in a CUPBOARD, EVERY SINGLE TIME after they use it. I have resolved that I will never again share a house with such a demented person if I ever have a choice about it
That is no way to live. Putting toasters away, pfft! Do they also iron their underwear?
🖐️ Owning up to savagery here. Although mine goes in a drawer. As does my kettle.
I’d report you to the mods, but now I sit in horror as I wonder what community I’ve signed up to. 😱
When was the last time you cleaned out your toaster? Full confession I can’t remember the last time.
Will dob you in immediately to the firies - toasters and electric blankets and unaccompanied candles are the 3 main causes of house fires apparently. And the firies are completely over it. If they had their way, they’d ban candles, toasters and electric blankets from sale. I can see their point.
They may have had one, but it broke and was discarded. They might even have been hoping you’d bring one with you. They do catch on fire easily, so this is a reasonable hypothesis. You could if you wished acquire one from Kmart or Ikea or Appliances Online or whatever - they are cheap and designed to break easily and be replaced. Capitalism in action. So I didn’t replace mine the last time it broke, and now use the grill cos I was feeling ornery. Also, people do change the settings to their own personal preferences AND DON"T CHANGE THEM BACK - which is major uncivilised conduct in a shared kitchen. You might like to acquire one and keep it in your room to protect the settings you prefer. Just clean out the crumb tray regularly so it doesn’t catch fire.
I bought a cheap two slice to replace my trusted old sunbeam four slice thinking it was super old and took up too much space. The new one doesn’t catch crumbs very well at all and now I’ve taken to make two english muffins for breakfast. My only downsizing blunder.
Maybe they don’t have one. I don’t have a toaster because 1. I don’t eat toasts that often and 2. Can never fully clean a toaster and that’s gross. When I want toasts, I put them in my airfyer.
You could make toasts in a frypan or oven if you couldn’t find the toaster
