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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President(theonion.com)

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hopesdead@startrek.website
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I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

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WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.today
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There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as “DopeSalad”

Thats not even CLOSE!

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hopesdead@startrek.website
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Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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They’re now in newspaper format again, if that helps!

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spauldo@lemmynsfw.com
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Search for their article on “Habitrail for Humanity” - it’s my favorite.

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