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The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

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72 points

Suckers bet, I’m not taking it.

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19 points

How will you be able to tell? His speeches are so incoherent! Hahqhahqha

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19 points

Hahq tuah

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3 points

I want people to send this to him now!

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144 points

Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards

They really aren’t pulling their punches!

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The whole thing is brilliant. The Onion has been on fire lately.

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143 points

But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.

I love it.

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Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.

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10 points

Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!

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9 points

Calm down Canada.

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6 points

/c/NCD leaking

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121 points

I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

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Its a reoccurring gag.

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27 points

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

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There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

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8 points

I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as “DopeSalad”

Thats not even CLOSE!

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2 points

They’re now in newspaper format again, if that helps!

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1 point

Search for their article on “Habitrail for Humanity” - it’s my favorite.

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3 points

Sure. Just a joke.

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27 points

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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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12 points

pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead

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That’s only of you listen to data. Stop listening to data.

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