Well I can definitely say the word “former” is the only worthwhile word in this entire post.

“I hate and avoided the word ‘constipation.’ We have occasional irregularity.” No, you’re just full of shit.

You were part of the problem. I’m glad that’s past tense.

Glad to know my middle school principal dropped the ball even harder than I previously thought.

-A Weird Kid

I have a former school principal in my family and he is very similar in attitude to you. Interesting that it might not just be cops who are all bastards.

Congrats on dropping the ball and never improving, I’m sure the “weird kid” students appreciated the lack of support.

There are some cases where kids will single out the “weird kid” but that is far more rare

If you happen to be the weird kid, it’s not rare at all.

You are the thing this post is making fun of.