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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years(theonion.com)

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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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snooggums@lemmy.world
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days

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Norin@lemmy.world
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I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.

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zabadoh@ani.social
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If there’s anything worse than the words “President Trump” it’s “President Vance”

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Zachariah@lemmy.world
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Would MAGA in the government and MAGA voters solidify around James Bowman*, or would they tear themselves apart trying to be Donald’s successor?




* MAGA don’t allow preferred names, right?

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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Start spreading conspiracy that couchlover fed poison to orange turd.😶‍🌫️

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM
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Inshallah

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