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Anon awakens an ancient evil(sh.itjust.works)

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TootSweet@lemmy.world
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Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats, smart TVs…

It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

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thefartographer@lemm.ee
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While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness

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Zagorath@aussie.zone
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I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

You ever heard of “belly-button shots”? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

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BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.

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Meron35@lemmy.world
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What, haven’t you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together

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SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go

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Cakey@discuss.tchncs.de
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Call of cthulhu - Nanowar Of Steel

It just sounds like what you wrotr

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.

How about every country’s president/prime minister/king/etc?

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loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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"

  • I’ll drive all humanity insane!
  • How does the insanity manifest?
  • They’ll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."
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