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“We’re here to extract all your planet’s natural resources”

“You too?”

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You are 4000 years to late, we already wage war against each other for that stuff for a loooooooong time…

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It kind of kills the whole “alien invasion for resources” trope that every movie and book uses. Not only is there much more out there before they even get to us, it’s pure and not full of plastic.

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12 points

Its also not radioactive… (yes our steel has changed since the 30s)

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5 points

Asteroid belt is the place to go.

We do have some fun things here though like the methane clathrates.

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Alien: Silence mortals! Our ai machines will replace you all!

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8 points

Oh yes please! We don’t want to work, you know…

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Wait till he find out how we “socialize” with less capable species like cows, pigs, chickens and fishes

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If it has a hole…

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I always expected it to be more like Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste.

We’re like dumb cattle to them. We’re the resource to be harvested and eaten. In Bad Taste’s case, as a fast food item.

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