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How tf are you supposed to coerce someone to become a scientist
36 points
Its when big meanie Stalin has a stick, and he beats you over the head with it to turn you into a scientist by sheer force of communism.
25 points
You thought that was a stick, but it was just the backend of Stalin’s spoon, famous for the deaths of 100,000,000 Ukrainians
20 points
You evile Ten-Key! It was actually 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Ukrainians.
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“Pour that liquid into the beaker woman. You better be doing science or else” -stalin
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