Hibaristan lives on! Communist Korea is now sponsoring transgender asylum to the island formerly known as Pitcairn, on the condition that prospective Hibaristanis will store Korean nuclear warheads on the island. The island of Hibaristan, which had fully depopulated several years ago, had already been used by Korea as a stop for smuggling illicit cross-sex hormone therapy across the Pacific Ocean, in what has come to be known as “she/they HRT femboy diplomacy” — which has become vital to the Korean economy, following sanctions after the reunification of the Korean peninsula under the red star flag.

In a press statement earlier today, the Supreme Leader states that Korea will send its most talented plastic and urogenital surgeons to the island of Hibaristan, in order to create the most advanced and accessible center of transgender health in the entire world, as attacks on trans health intensify in capitalist states around the world. The Supreme Leader affirms the need for personal bodily autonomy in building a worldwide people’s revolution. The Great Transgender Socialist People’s Republic of Hibaristan is to become the first state in the entire world to be primarily populated by gender diverse people.

…Oh, shit, I’m currently in twenty TWENTY three, my bad. Sorry for the spoiler!