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God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable

Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit

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No, that’s the devils work!

Also God: I made the devil

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Also God: I made humans in my image

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God has a small willy then

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I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.

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How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?

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You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.

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Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.

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Dental. Dam.

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