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SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world
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Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

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no banana@lemmy.world
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God is a capitalist

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TheFlopster@lemmy.world
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I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

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no banana@lemmy.world
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Sometimes they’re not that far apart.

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30p87@feddit.de
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He himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

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Logh@lemmy.ml
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Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

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theodewere@kbin.social
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God is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…

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SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
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Isn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?

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