62 points

Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

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God is a capitalist

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I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

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24 points

Sometimes they’re not that far apart.

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He himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

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9 points

Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

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God is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…

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7 points

Isn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?

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26 points

A workday was also like 4 hours or less in biblical times though.

The idea that people in the past worked long, grueling hours due to lack of technology is a myth. People had way more free time in those days.

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I’ve heard this a few times and wholeheartedly believe it. But I don’t know any sources, when I’m asked. Do you happen to know any?

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23 points

I wish my industry had unions lol

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Start talking to your coworkers!

Even if you don’t convince your workplace to unionize, you’re laying the groundwork for the next person who tries.

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That’s true, but it’s easier said than done. As someone who already experienced job loss once this year, I’m not looking to go through with it again. I have to look out for myself and my family first, unfortunately.

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9 points

you can always have it in the back of your head and prepare for a future optimised rollout / means to be anonymous

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Smoke meth: hail Satan: raise hell: and praise Dale 🤘

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4 points

Smoke grass, eat ass, and get out of the left lane to let others pass!

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Can someone link actual facts of this info so I can argue it with my boomer family that doesn’t get it?

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49 points

When they tell you that your lazy and expect to have everything handed to you, this is what they mean.

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12 points

You are savage… but truthfully

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7 points

“I ain’t seen a white man beat like that since Abraham Lincoln… dude.”

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ROFL

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