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Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

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God is a capitalist

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God is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…

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Isn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?

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I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.

But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

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He himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.

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Sometimes they’re not that far apart.

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Why not both?

(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)

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Is there a source for this quote? My googling failed me

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Best I can do is this Wikipedia article.

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It’s a meme. Dale Earnhardt (probably) didn’t say tthat.

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Yeahhh. That writing, too, lmao. As a Carolinian, the little faded “comrade” was a good one. Down to earth and huge hearted as he was said to be, I don’t think the christian republican co-owner of Dale Earnhardt Inc. is your friendski, pal

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It’s from It’s part of a comedy bit by Keith Lowell Jensen.

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In H3 Podcast lore, it stems from this clip

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this clip

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i like to think that it was 6 days of play and 1 day of self care

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The Intimidator and his 'stache are quite right here

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And god put the weekend on saturday

So, you can still thank god it’s friday

(Also Henry Ford, not the unions, made the 5 day work week)

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I also believe that he wanted to use the extra profits that Ford made to invest into better processes to make the cars cheaper and to increase the wages and conditions of the workers.

Then the share holders sued him saying that he had an obligation to give them their share of the profits and won…

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That’s why big corporations always become soulless. They’re forced by the shareholders

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So, you can still thank god it’s friday

But which god? Not the Christian one, because Friday is named after Freya, a Norse god. And Saturday was named after Saturn, a Roman god.

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In Hebrew the days are named after numbers (day 1-7)

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