Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.
I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.
But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
Is there a source for this quote? My googling failed me
Best I can do is this Wikipedia article.
It’s from It’s part of a comedy bit by Keith Lowell Jensen.
i like to think that it was 6 days of play and 1 day of self care
The Intimidator and his 'stache are quite right here
And god put the weekend on saturday
So, you can still thank god it’s friday
(Also Henry Ford, not the unions, made the 5 day work week)
I also believe that he wanted to use the extra profits that Ford made to invest into better processes to make the cars cheaper and to increase the wages and conditions of the workers.
Then the share holders sued him saying that he had an obligation to give them their share of the profits and won…
So, you can still thank god it’s friday
But which god? Not the Christian one, because Friday is named after Freya, a Norse god. And Saturday was named after Saturn, a Roman god.