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I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.

I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck’s bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.

I think about her all the time.

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I’m not sure you can use “going down on” in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.

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You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?

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(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

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