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Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear

Don’t ask how this data was tabulated because I don’t even know I was searching for something else

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Changeling [it/its]@hexbear.net
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The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)

@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments

@emizeko - 31664 Comments

@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments

@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments

@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments

@Bunhead - 17679 Comments

@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments

@RNAi - 20065 Comments

@kristina - 15048 Comments

@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments

@Frank - 20169 Comments

@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments

@SoyViking - 10929 Comments

@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments

@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments

@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments

@Awoo - 11427 Comments

@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments

@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments

@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments

@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments

@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments

@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments

@crime - 12478 Comments

@buh - 9787 Comments

@Rem - 14453 Comments

@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments

@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments

@Kanna - 13724 Comments

@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments

@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments

@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments

@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments

@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments

@Beatnik - 10983 Comments

@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments

@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments

@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments

@happybadger - 8217 Comments

@invo_rt - 8351 Comments

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abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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:mao-clap:

Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear

uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol

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viva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later

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Avanash [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.

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Abraxiel@hexbear.net
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Beatnik didn’t actually do anything, let’s be clear.

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abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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I didn’t get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he’s guilty of everything

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WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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except having terrible opsec

it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy

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Abraxiel@hexbear.net
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Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:

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ssjmarx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I’m on the list

tbh I haven’t enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y’all keep being cool :soviet-heart:

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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:blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users

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Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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:sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something

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dinklesplein [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting

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Leper_Messiah [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Could be worse, i’ve been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment

Also, i have never made a post

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TillieNeuen [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Same, girl. We need to get in the game! :posting:

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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:

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aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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:antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:

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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it’s always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.

:fidel-salute-big: A true poster’s poster.

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viva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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:rat-salute-2:

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao

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aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.

He’s probably still on here on another account

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png

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invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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BMF was Beatnik all along

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WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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i need to log the fuck off lmao

in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;

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zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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:solidarity:

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MerryChristmas [any]@hexbear.net
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Y’all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.

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GenderIsOpSec [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Grass touchers unite! :unity:

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emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I need to reevaluate my life

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Avanash [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.

Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.

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