Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don’t ask how this data was tabulated because I don’t even know I was searching for something else
The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments
@RNAi - 20065 Comments
@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments
@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
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Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
i need to log the fuck off lmao
in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
He’s probably still on here on another account
Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
Y’all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
oh thank god, the all seeing eye has not noticed me
My 669 posts have been ignored. I have contributed moderate amounts of useful discourse to this site and I will not accept this slander :angry-hex:
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I was actually surprised I’ve commented this much, but this place has basically replaced :reddit-logo: for me. I think my last comment over there was months ago. Also god damn, how are some of you in the five figures?
This is inaccurate though
No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
No love for @SorosFootSoldier with 36511 comments?