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I have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)

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Get off mah swamp

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Forget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now

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Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.

I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.

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Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?

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How will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?

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