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Budget: Military Complex > CERN

Long term value to citizens: CERN > Miltary Complex

All historical CERN expenses combined are a tiny fraction of the yearly expenses of the combined EU miltary

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But particles don’t make my dick feel big

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Even quarks aren’t that small.

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They call me quark cause I’m always down to top and up to bottom and I’m charmingly strange. Also I’m very very small

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Seems like you’re just not using them creatively enough

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Hold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!

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OMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!

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That’s because you’re using them wrong!

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US Congress: Audit NASA > Audit the Pentagon

EU: Audit CERN > Audit Luxemborg/Malta/UK

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I’m just amazed that funding $22 billion is even an issue when the project is being backed by the EU, and partially the US, since we never built ours…

That’s a rounding error for both entities

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