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Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

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18 points

Shit after shower? Smh

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Smoke before taking a dump?

Shaking my smh

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64 points

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

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With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

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7 points

The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

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I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.

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8 points

You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.

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7 points

I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(

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Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

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If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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