You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments
143 points
*

my website’s backend is made with bash, it calls make for every request and it probably has hundreds of remote arbitrary code execution bugs that will get me pwned someday, it’s great

edit: to clarify, it uses a rust program i made to expose the bash scripts as http endpoints, i’m not crazy enough to implement http in bash

it behaves like a static file server, but if a file has the others-execute permission bit set it executes the file instead of reading it

it’s surprisingly nice for prototyping since you can just write a cli program and it’s automatically available over http too

permalink
report
reply
81 points

For my own sanity, I choose to believe you’re lying

permalink
report
parent
reply
74 points

who hurt you?

permalink
report
parent
reply
52 points

These wounds appear to be self-inflicted.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

i thought it was neat how php lets you write your website’s logic with the same directory tree pattern that clients consume it from, but i didn’t want to learn php so i made my own, worse version

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

That’s a pretty reasonable reaction to the proposition of learning PHP.

permalink
report
parent
reply
61 points

I pity the hacker who ends up in your system

permalink
report
parent
reply
52 points

You live like this?

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

I’ve taken some precautions, it’s running in a container as an unprivileged user and the only writable mount is the directory where make writes rendered pages, but i probably should move it into a vm if i want to be completely safe lol

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Wait, you’re serious?

permalink
report
parent
reply
50 points

I designed a chip architecture that runs bash code on silicon.

I reimplemented x86 assembly in purely bash script.

permalink
report
parent
reply
36 points

Seek help.

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points

Set -e, please for the love of god, set -e

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

lord forgive me for I have sinned.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
*

you do realize that you can just use Apache instead of writing your own rust program for this, as this is more or less the CGI standard?

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

I know about the CGI standard, but mine does things a little differently (executable files don’t just render pages but also handle logging, access control, etc. when put in special positions within a directory), so I still think it was worth the afternoon i spent making it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Yeah, especially if you did this for practice.

Just saying, that apache, for big projects, is more battle-hardened. ;-)

permalink
report
parent
reply

Programmer Humor

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

Create post

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

Community stats

  • 6.4K

    Monthly active users

  • 988

    Posts

  • 38K

    Comments