What if your sister lives in a different country, and you haven’t seen her in ages, and she comes to visit you, and then you find out she packed her really sexy lingerie?

I was initially really confused about why you were suggesting someone was the koi herpes virus.

For any other confused fish people, KHV stands for kissless, hugless virgin.

it’s not fucking normal to say “you’re my present this year” to your sister.

socially inept

Oh, the irony.
You may not have caught it, but that phrase isn’t what’s innapropriate about the commercial.