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120 points

Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

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69 points

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

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81 points

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

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46 points

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them

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17 points

I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

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8 points

No.

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34 points

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

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20 points

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

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Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

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6 points

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

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2 points

No, they’re mormons.

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18 points

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

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4 points

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

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2 points

It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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5 points

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

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4 points

…they would still be moving around

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The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

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6 points

Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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