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32 points

There’s no way the FDA approved that shit.

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There is no way i’m putting that shit in my brain even if FDA approves it.

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23 points

You’re being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.

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11 points

Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn’t charity, it’s America. You’ll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don’t own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you’re just renting it for the rest of your life.

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6 points

I’m a delivery boy!

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3 points

Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines!

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2 points

Good luck ;-)

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Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it’s easy, just in case this is the future we’re headed for. (Also Remember they’re not real people, they’re bureaucrats they’re the same as robots, don’t hold back.)

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7 points

Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment.

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7 points

And so resistance begins against the skynet.

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Remember that if you ever somehow become paralyzed. When they tell you they’ve luckily only recently developed a cure, make sure you tell them no thanks when you find out how it was created.

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1 point

I’ll definitely tell “No Thanks!” in any situation.

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2 points

Yeah it’s a meme that people are emotionally reacting to.

Honestly you need to cross reference 2-3 sources before forming an opinion on any “news” these days

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1 point

Always check Twitter, Fox News, and ask ChatGPT. Am I doing this right?

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That’s an improvement over most in this thread

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