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Exercise works. Drug my ass out of bed, didn’t want to. Drug my kids down the street, off into the local woods to the creek. They didn’t want to.

3-hours later and everyone is happier and healthier. Had a blast, kids learned some life lessons. Imagine that.

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Drug my kids down the street

What now?

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3-hours later and everyone is happier and healthier. Had a blast, kids learned some life lessons. Imagine that.

Acid?

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Shrooms?

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