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Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!

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You’re not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?

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The king part is more aspirational, that’s why I need the sword.

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Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!

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My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?

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I am here for this epic quest, future king!

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