69 points

Call me whatever, I am feeling sad for him tbh :(

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Hi, Whatever, I’m dad.

There was a duck at a local park that got shot by a “toy” crossbow and was walking around for a day or two slowly bleeding before someone took it to the local wildlife rescue.

I don’t understand why some people just feel the need to do things like this.

Unless the gator popped up and surprised someone having a picnic, then I understand the stab, but I still feel bad it’s just going around as a knife-based unicorn.

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I saw a duck at a park once with an arrow (like, a hunting arrow rather than a toy) stuck in it. I tried to catch it to see if I could remove it; probably best that I couldn’t since those barbed arrows do more damage coming out than going in. The duck really didn’t seem bothered by it, but it was probably just trying to put on a good face.

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It’s never a good idea to pull out a stabbing object, for the reason you mentioned, and the parts inside might be stemming blood flow. Even if you cut the arrow to pull it through neatly it wouldn’t make a difference unless you were at a vet clinic that specializes in birds.

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5 points

Duck face.

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13 points

Call me whatever

But I’m calling the alligator Knifey.

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4 points

I can’t handle this.

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2 points

“Who’s throwing handles!?”

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4 points

it’s just an average tuesday for him

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53 points

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom

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9 points

Strange Alligator should be a Sade song.

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6 points

Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!

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50 points

“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”

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Look, if I proclaimed myself emperor, just because some moistened croc threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!

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20 points

Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I’m being repressed!

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14 points

Come see the injustice inherent in the system!

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37 points

a lemmy post of a reddit post of a screengrab of a tweet.

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15 points

A big repost sandwich to start the year!

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5 points

Amamamamam…

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Link aggregating site users perpetually surprised by aggregated links while feeling superior.

More news at 11.

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28 points

How sad :(

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